Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
MY NEW FAVORITE SONG. UMM YEAH.
Oklahoma boys-done good. Stillwater natives the All American Rejects...Sounds WAAAY different than "Gives You Hell." But listen for it soon on Kiss....AWESOME!!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
GARMIN CONTINUES TO SUPRISE ME.
The folks at Garmin have pulled out another rabbit from their proverbial hat. This time its a gadget that can track your mileage and heart rate, the WHOLE bit, whether you're outside or on a treadmill. According to sources, it will change the way you workout. As soon as my chubby behind gets up off the couch, I'll be using one too. Read more HERE
CUT OUT 100 CALORIES AND START LOSING WEIGHT!
Seems simple right? Articles in the New York Post yesterday that seems like something you would learn in elementary school, but it's a good reminder none the less. I took notes, you should too. READ IT HERE
THIS KID A DAMN STAR!!
This kid is AWESOME! I wish my folks had a video camera back in my younger days...i'm sure there were a few moments like this.
Friday, April 24, 2009
FINALLY! I got to it.
LINDSAY TALKS BREAK-UP WITH ELLEN
Lindsay Lohan has blabbed to Ellen DeGeneres about her break-up with Samantha Ronson.
In an episode of the daytime talk show, Linds says her split with Sam "came out of nowhere. I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn't seen her in, like, a week. She, like, disappeared."
Lindsay didn't give any reason why they broke up, but did say it wasn't because she was unfaithful. "I don't believe in cheating on someone," she said.
Ellen knows a thing or two about breaking up with a same-sex lover in the public eye. She and Ann Heche's break-up was big news in 2000.
BRITNEY IS CHASE'S OTHER WOMAN
Britney Spears has found herself in the middle of a love triangle.
Brit -- who's been canoodling with backing dancer Chase Benz -- has discovered that the younger guy is already spoken for. A source tells Star magazine, "Chase has already got a girlfriend named Tessa Campbell and she is a fantastic girl. Chase comes back to see her whenever he can. She's so sweet. They've been going out for three years... She's the same age and they are great together."
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER DODGES BULLET
Dog the Bounty Hunter had a close call Tuesday night when a bail-jumper took a shot at the reality star.
Police in Colorado say shots were fired at Duane "Dog" Chapman and a bail bondsman when they tried to take 35-year-old Hoang Nguyen into custody.
Luckily, no one was hurt.
Undaunted, Dog caught the guy the next day -- and T-M-Z reports that Nguyen has been booked for attempted homicide.
IDOL JUDGE HAD EATING DISORDERNew American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi has revealed that she had an eating disorder when she was younger.
She tells Extra, "I had kind of a binge eating disorder where instead of dealing with my emotions, I would stuff them down with food. I actually went into a treatment center for it."
LANE GARRISON MAKES AMENDSFormer Prison Break star Lane Garrison has settled the lawsuits that resulted from his booze-fueled car crash that killed a 17-year-old and injured two 15-year-olds.His lawyer tells E! News, "All injured parties have been compensated. This should be a complete resolution to any claims by anybody, including the family of the young boy who died as well as the two girls who were injured." Terms of the settlement haven't been disclosed
Lane is serving a 40-month sentence after pleading guilty to vehicular manslaughter and D-U-I.
And for the ladies....
Your welcome. Happy Friday.
Lindsay Lohan has blabbed to Ellen DeGeneres about her break-up with Samantha Ronson.
In an episode of the daytime talk show, Linds says her split with Sam "came out of nowhere. I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn't seen her in, like, a week. She, like, disappeared."
Lindsay didn't give any reason why they broke up, but did say it wasn't because she was unfaithful. "I don't believe in cheating on someone," she said.
Ellen knows a thing or two about breaking up with a same-sex lover in the public eye. She and Ann Heche's break-up was big news in 2000.
BRITNEY IS CHASE'S OTHER WOMAN
Britney Spears has found herself in the middle of a love triangle.
Brit -- who's been canoodling with backing dancer Chase Benz -- has discovered that the younger guy is already spoken for. A source tells Star magazine, "Chase has already got a girlfriend named Tessa Campbell and she is a fantastic girl. Chase comes back to see her whenever he can. She's so sweet. They've been going out for three years... She's the same age and they are great together."
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER DODGES BULLET
Dog the Bounty Hunter had a close call Tuesday night when a bail-jumper took a shot at the reality star.
Police in Colorado say shots were fired at Duane "Dog" Chapman and a bail bondsman when they tried to take 35-year-old Hoang Nguyen into custody.
Luckily, no one was hurt.
Undaunted, Dog caught the guy the next day -- and T-M-Z reports that Nguyen has been booked for attempted homicide.
IDOL JUDGE HAD EATING DISORDERNew American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi has revealed that she had an eating disorder when she was younger.
She tells Extra, "I had kind of a binge eating disorder where instead of dealing with my emotions, I would stuff them down with food. I actually went into a treatment center for it."
LANE GARRISON MAKES AMENDSFormer Prison Break star Lane Garrison has settled the lawsuits that resulted from his booze-fueled car crash that killed a 17-year-old and injured two 15-year-olds.His lawyer tells E! News, "All injured parties have been compensated. This should be a complete resolution to any claims by anybody, including the family of the young boy who died as well as the two girls who were injured." Terms of the settlement haven't been disclosed
Lane is serving a 40-month sentence after pleading guilty to vehicular manslaughter and D-U-I.
And for the ladies....
Your welcome. Happy Friday.
Monday, March 30, 2009
A SHAMWOW BEATDOWN!
This is what retaliation looks like after a hooker tries to bite someone's tongue off -- as in the tongue of ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi. Shlomi allegedly hired Sasha Harris in Miami Beach last month. Cops say he took her back to his hotel, and began kissing her when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Police arrested Shlomi for punching Harris several times until she released his tongue. Both were busted for felony battery, but prosecutors dropped the case.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
DATING IN A TOUGH ECONOMY…JUST DON’T LOOK LIKE A CHEAPSKATE
4) As soon as you step away from your computer you’re on FB on your phone
5) You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you:
A) Click on someone’s profile more than once a day even if they haven’t messaged or tagged you in a photo.
B) Have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
C) Actually goto a place mentioned on someone’s page in hopes of seeing them in real life… creepy!!!
6) You change your profile picture more than a 12 yr old girl
7) You have checked your FB page while reading this article
8)You clean up your “wall” so it looks like you spend less time on FB
9) You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation “attending” even if you have no intention of going.
10) You change your relationship status just to mess with people.
This an easy baby gender prediction method to try. Take a pin, needle, or wedding ring and attach it to a thread or strand of hair. Hold the dangling item over mom to be’s belly while she is lying down. If the needle or wedding ring swings in a strong circular motion, you will be having a girl. If it moves in a to and fro motion like a pendulum, you will be having a boy!
On June 14th of last year, 24-year-old Wayne Robinson of Fleetwood, England (–in the western part of the country, about 50 miles northwest of Manchester), was out at a club when he met 22-year-old Dominique Fisher.Long story short, Wayne and Dominique hit it off and at the end of the night, Dominique invited Wayne back to her place for a night of drunken relations.The next morning when Wayne woke up, he realized that while he was sleeping Dominique had used a knife to CARVE HER NAME INTO HIS SHOULDER.
According to Wayne, quote, “When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done “I went to her place for sex, not to be tattooed. I look like something out of the TV show ‘Prison Break’. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.”
1. Pull a recipe from a famous restaurant off the Web - try copykat.com or recipegoldmine.com - and make your own version of a five-star meal.
2. Have a game night. Mad Gab, Uno and Twister can be played with just two people.
3. Head to a casino with $20 in change and play the slot machines. They often serve free cocktails on the casino floor.
4. Have dinner at a bar during happy hour. There are usually drink specials, and you might also score free appetizers. Plus, cozying up on the bar stools can feel more intimate than sitting across from each other at a table.
5. Teach each other to play your favorite video games, then place a sexy wager (whoever wins gets treated to a full-body massage that night, for example) before going head-to-head.
6. Visit your local karaoke bar. Sing with the crowd in the bar for free or rent a private room, which usually runs $6 to $15 an hour.
7. Go ice-skating. General admission is usually around $10, including the skate rentals. Even if you suck, you can still have a blast falling on your asses.
8. Plan a date in reverse. Meet for brunch (breakfast is usually cheaper than dinner), then hit an afternoon movie for the matinee price. Finally, make your way back home and spend the rest of the day in bed together.
Top 10 Signs YOU ARE ADDICTED to Facebook!
1) Facebook is your home page
1) Facebook is your home page
2) You update your status more than twice a day
3) You have over 500 “friends” half of whom you’ve never actually met
4) As soon as you step away from your computer you’re on FB on your phone
5) You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you:
A) Click on someone’s profile more than once a day even if they haven’t messaged or tagged you in a photo.
B) Have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)
C) Actually goto a place mentioned on someone’s page in hopes of seeing them in real life… creepy!!!
6) You change your profile picture more than a 12 yr old girl
7) You have checked your FB page while reading this article
8)You clean up your “wall” so it looks like you spend less time on FB
9) You are a member of more than 10 groups and respond to every event invitation “attending” even if you have no intention of going.
10) You change your relationship status just to mess with people.
MOM’S TO BE - TRY THIS AND LET ME KNOW HOW IT WORKS!
This an easy baby gender prediction method to try. Take a pin, needle, or wedding ring and attach it to a thread or strand of hair. Hold the dangling item over mom to be’s belly while she is lying down. If the needle or wedding ring swings in a strong circular motion, you will be having a girl. If it moves in a to and fro motion like a pendulum, you will be having a boy!
FURTHER PROOF THAT SOME WOMEN ARE COMPLETELY OFF THE RESERVATION
On June 14th of last year, 24-year-old Wayne Robinson of Fleetwood, England (–in the western part of the country, about 50 miles northwest of Manchester), was out at a club when he met 22-year-old Dominique Fisher.Long story short, Wayne and Dominique hit it off and at the end of the night, Dominique invited Wayne back to her place for a night of drunken relations.The next morning when Wayne woke up, he realized that while he was sleeping Dominique had used a knife to CARVE HER NAME INTO HIS SHOULDER.
According to Wayne, quote, “When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done “I went to her place for sex, not to be tattooed. I look like something out of the TV show ‘Prison Break’. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.”
WOMEN’S RULES FOR A BREAK-UP
1. I will not call him. I will not call him even if I am convinced it will make me feel better. I will not call him even to get my stuff. I’ll have a friend do that, preferably via e-mail.
1. I will not call him. I will not call him even if I am convinced it will make me feel better. I will not call him even to get my stuff. I’ll have a friend do that, preferably via e-mail.
2. I will not email him. Not even an innocent or funny group e-mail forward. I will not contact him at all.
3. I will not frequent the places I know he goes, even if I went there first and like it better. I know going to such places will hurt more than it will help. Going to those places is stupid, can be viewed as stalker-ish, and will be painful only to me.
4. I will not encourage or allow friends to do anything foolhardy, even with my best interests at heart. This includes talking to him when they see him in public … to let him know he is a jerk and he’ll never do better than me, or to share that I’m looking fabulous, got a promotion, bought a new house, and am dating George Clooney.
5. I will screen all of my calls. I will not answer the phone unless I know who it is and I’m sure it’s not him. All other calls will go to voicemail.
6. I will not take his phone calls. I repeat — I will not take his calls.
7. I will not return his phone calls or e-mails. If he is “just checking” to see how I am, I know he is really just checking to see if I think he’s a jackass. He is looking for an ego stroke, not to get back together, and I know this because he did not start out the communication with, “I am sorry. I made a mistake. I want us to get back together.”
8. I will not look for signs that we will get back together. This includes asking the Magic-8 Ball or psychics, or your horoscope.
9. I will not believe this is temporary. I will see this as permanent until proven otherwise by concrete actions, immense apologies, and couple’s therapy.
10. I will not hide under a rock, be humiliated or ashamed that this relationship ended. For all I know, this could be the best thing that ever happened to me.I promise to abide by these vows for at least thirty days, or until I have gotten over him, whichever is longer. This I do affirm. So help me.
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